FOR SH*TS & GIGGLES

CORNY POOP JOKEs!

How do you get the bathroom unlocked in a hurry?
With a doo-key!

Why did the toilet paper win in Vegas?
Because it was on a roll!

Did you hear about the movie Constipation?
It never came out.

Did you hear about the constipated accountant?
He just couldn't budget.

What did one fly say to the other fly?
Is this stool taken?