ABOUT THE SHKITBOX
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We all poop. There's no way around it.
Imagine those moments when you were in a hurry to rush out the door for work. Your alarm clock malfunctioned and you were 22 minutes behind your normal routine of shaving, shi*tting and showering. You had just enough time grab a coffee on your way into work from the vendor. As you're sipping your coffee at your desk you feel that overwhelming pain in your lower stomach. Your forehead begins to sweat. The nervousness sets in as you suddenly forget that you had no time to take your morning deuce on your very own toilet in the comfort of your home. The thought of you running to the community restroom with countless strands of bacteria living on the toilet seat adds just the right amount of stress in your body to push your BM 2 cm closer to freedom. Flexing your cheeks together as you waddle to the bathroom in hopes that you find an open stall, you finally arrive. Punching the stall door open just in time to grab a toilet seat cover and make it rain...you notice...NO SEAT COVER...NO MORE TOILET PAPER!!! Don't worry, we got your back. The Shkitbox was introduced for stressful moments like these. Stashing a few Shkitboxes in your pocket, purse or desk will ensure a safe and joyous bathroom experience wherever you are. The Shkitbox allows you to safely sit on the toilet with a protectant toilet seat cover. Wiping your behind with our fresh butt wipe, your butt will be singing praises of happiness and not scratchiness all day. But wait...does it stink? Of course it does! Whip out that match and strike a pose, because there will be odor no more. Don't hang your head down low in shame as you walk out of the bathroom, hoping that your co-workers don't smell your lingering presence. Be proud! You just pooped and had the courtesy of eliminating all evidence of your exploding excrements from last night's trip to the Burger Barn. Stand TALL and poop with confidence, my friend. You are now a Professional Pooper. |